the princess speaks

i am a sad princess.
why? here's why...
i am trying so damned hard to quit smoking. i was told that if i just eat something everytime i feel like smoking, i'd be over smoking. what happened is now i look pregnant thanks to gaining almost 5 pounds in a week. i was told that i could decrease my smoking by decreasing my stress. guess what? nbot gonna frigging happen. i was told that if i just have more sex, then i'll finally stop smoking. tell you what, not gonna effing happen. haha!
for someone who gained 5 pounds, i'm in dire need of clothes still. one of my trainers, bogs, has noticed that i have been losing weight. well, try going through what i'm going through, let's see kung di ka mangayayat! i couldn't get to a starbucks, couldn't find a nearby KFC and the nearest pancake house is a good 20 mins away. i just can't believe that eastwood is so near yet so frigging far away. everyday, i settle for a half cup of rice and some weird viand that the canteen has prepared, which i normally beg gary or neil, one of my teammates to finish for me. the only time i get to eat something properly cooked is when i get home. and usually, i would rather lounge and smoke or lounge and watch jerry springer, or oprah or ellen or whatever the hell talk show is on. sometimes, i get to watch a pretty good movie. i'm waiting for "never been kissed" to be shown on HBO. i am dying to see a chick flick. i got most of the drew barrymore chick flick collection - charlie's angels, home fries, riding in cars with boys, 50 first dates, fever pitch, but for the life of me, i can't find "never been kissed"! kainis...!
so, i just called sun cellular's service. damn, i was about to complain about the service interruption that i got when i was stuck at home flooded, cold and alone. i was gonna call and check on my sweet mom, when i noticed that my signal was nowhere to be placed. this by the way, was when i was sitting outside the house, next to the mini garden that my mom has-yes it's a covered walkway, in case you're wondering. wow, wala na ngang kuryente, wala pang sun. pakshet! i was about to threaten to cancel, cos lord, the service really sucks, when i decided to check on the bill first. see, i just finished my one year with sun and i'm about ready to get into a fight with a manager, but of course, i wanna make sure that my account was in good standing first. so, upon getting to a rep,my first question was, what's my running balance? knowing fully well that i have called a canadian number and talked for a whopping 40++ mins, i knew it should be around 5000++ which isn't really a problem. i was ready for that. imagine, having to pay only 10 US cents per minute. ok, that still isn't cheap, but oh my lord, it was probably the sweetest deal ever. i'm never gonna lose this service, ever! i activated the IDD on this line a long time ago, but i never got to use it. i was thinking, in the event that i needed to be out of the country, and i need to get in touch with my family, i'll leave the phone behind or if my dad needs to go to china or hongkong, we can use the number and call him up.
btw, can anyone hang you upside down and tickle you until you pee on yourself? just a funny thought that crossed my mind, right, hun?
well, the princess is sad again cos she needs some rest and she thinks she disturbed her prince charming. the princess hopes he's ok. and the princess wants to let the prince know that she is pretty sorry for being selfish. maybe, the princess should be dethroned and become someone normal and average from hereon.